I steal a lot. For absolutely no good reason. Most often I can afford what I'm stealing. Usually its not something I desperately need to survive. But I steal it anyway.
Places I usually steal from:
Wal-Mart (doesn't everybody?)
Target
Borders
Really Rich people
I'm going to go ahead and list the things I have stolen in the last week, just to catch you guys up.
- 2 bottle coozies- these are so overpriced in stores, I got mine from a rich person's vacation home
- 1 shark shaped bottle opener- this one is a gift for my boyfriend
- 1 ceramic starfish- this I actually feel slightly guilty about being an artist myself I know the person who made it was probably looking forward to the commission, but also being an artist I know it didn't cost $15 to slap to clay in a mold and dunk it in some glaze.
- 1 burts bees pomegranate chapstick- from a cracker barrel
- 1 16G flash drive- the floor of a rich person's car. they didn't even know it was there. I've already used it four times since then, the poor thing would have spent its life on that car floor if it wasn't for me.
I haven't been to Wal-Mart recently, but when I make a trip this week I'm sure there will be plenty to blog about.
Until then...
Random things I have stollen
- a wedge of brie cheese
- band-aids
- shoes
- shot glasses
- underwear
- super fancy ray-ban sunglasses
- books, journals and planners
- every article of clothing you can imagine
- headbands
- earrings
- watercolor paints, model magic and other art supplies
- binders and tabs for school
- birthday cards
